Customer: Yes.
Me. Do you have a Reward Zone Card?
Customer:What?
Me. Do you have a Reward Zone Card?
Customer: A War Zone Card?
Me. No, a Reward Zone Card, its a free points back system we offer, for every $250 you spend we give you $5 back.
Customer: is it free?
Me. Yes
Customer: oh, awesome! that sounds like an awesome deal
Me. Yeah... um... Yeah...
*gets information from customer*
Me. Have you heard about our Reward Zone Master Card? It's 18 months no interest.
Customer. Is it free?
Me. Ummm... its a credit card, so not really, no.
Customer. Oh...
Me. Would you like to donate to Toys for Teens today?
Customer. Ha! Im Christmas shoppin for my kids... thats charity right...
Me ..........
Me. Were you interested in Black Tie Protection on that IPod today? Its 39.99. and it is a 2 year warranty. (though apple already gives you a 2 year warrenty, who wants to deal with that? ugh... never want to deal with that, too much stress, as if just getting checked out is not stressful)
Customer. of course! my daughter is always breakin those Ipods!
Me. Great...
your total is ......
Customer. (pays with credit card pad, gets confused by the high technology of the touch screen)
Me. (Grabs receipt) at the bottom of your receipt (highlight link) there is a link, if you go there and fill out a survey you will be entered to win a shopping spree of $5,000. It will ask for your Cashiers name, my name is Brent and a wrote it at the bottom.
Have a good day.
Customer (runs for the door before i ask anymore questions)
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I got bored just typing this.
I hope you got some sort of idea the robot i have turned into.
1 comments:
Ha! I just found this. I love it. I got a similar reaction from people when I asked them what they wanted on their sandwiches... I thought that was a reasonable request though :)
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